The First Post... of Doom!

So I have come to the first post. Always a daunting thing, for it's the first thing that people look for, or the first thing they see. You realize that people will obviously immediately judge you by this post and so people will attempt to express themselves in the least offending way possible, or worse, they'll stick to the normal "Hi, My name is Chris, I'm fifteen, I live in San Diego..." Blah.... blah... BLAH! Fifteen sentences of that schmitt and you'll have to stab me with a spork to stay awake. I'd much rather post something that would make people realize exactly how I am. I am random and opinionated. I have my beliefs and love arguing with people over them all the time. It makes me happy ^_^. I'm weird, odd, strange, unique, abnormal, bizarre, crazy, creepy, different, dotty, eccentric, eerie, erratic, far-out, freakish, gonzo, goofy, grotesque, incompatible, quirky, nonconformist, novel, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, screwy, singular, spacey, uncanny, unorthodox, unpopular, and whimsical. Pick one, they all fit, my personal favorite being screwy. I often come off as random and hyper and over the top. I enjoy some rather odd things, I play Role Playing Games like Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, Runescape, and Guild Wars. At the same time I'll First Person Shooters like Call of Duty, Warrock, Halo, and Devil May Cry. Honestly, give Sora a machine gun and I'd never leave my play station. Also, besides the electronic consoles, I enjoy playing Dungeons and Dragons, Chess, and Yu-Gi-Oh. Think I'm dorky? Good. I'm an "aspiring artist" which is a polite way of stating that I'm trying to learn how to draw and suck monkey... erm yeah not allowed to say that on a blog like this. I live in the middle of El Cajon, which is the most boring part of San Diego sometimes. The most excitement this place gets is during fire season when we load up all the kids and drive down the freeway to go rubber neck at the houses being burned down. Horrible but so very sadly true. I attend El Cajon Valley High School... go figure... Technically though I don't really live in El Cajon city limits O_o... I can walk across the street and I'm in Santee. But the school districts are annoying, outdated, and bothersome. So I walk two and a half miles each day to go to a school that is every bit the same as the schools that are so much closer... then again I can't really blame anyone. I could apply for a transfer and my parents offered to give me a ride to West Hills if I wanted to go but I declined... stupid conscious got in the way... that and laziness. I'm kinda glad that I chose not to though because I wouldn't have met so many cool people here like I have, including several interesting teachers. (I know, an interesting teacher O_o It's like an oxymoron. o_O) In my freshman year there were only two, Mr. Gus Valdez and Mr. Kershaw. The first was a geography teacher who should teach history, the other was a math teacher who should have been a stand up comedian. In my current sophomore year I have had a bunch more. I've had Mr. Seaman, a history teacher who is perfect right where he is, absolutely awesome... but probably thinks I'm annoying cause I always forget to do my homework >.<' Then there was Mr. Robasco, a photography teacher who should have become one of those professional surfers, like chaaaaa duuude! Then Mr. Barrian, who looks like Darwin's clone and who can't wait until he can go retire and get all spazzed out about spiders XD. Then of course there's Mr. LeMaster who I of course can't say a bad word about because he's going to read this blog and grade it XD Not. He's absolutely awesome, definitely one of the best teachers I've ever had, only problem I have is the fact that I only have him for half a year and the first half was wasted with another more annoying teacher whom I can't name.... Oh man is right she was a *****... .... yeah... She was horrible. A preppy kind of person who once asked me why I had to be so negative all the time. I happily asked her why she had to be so positive all the time. Absolutely hated me and I absolutely hated her, we're both happier out of the way of each other because if I ever when made a giant whack-a-mole machine... I wouldn't place bets on her survival ratings... wonder if that should be an award on Halo III or something... Hmmm... Assassinated the English teacher? Boom Headshot through a ten inch thick skull... O_o... That would be such a great award XD. I'm gonna make a game like that. Totally messed up game that would probably be blamed for all school shootings ever again in the history of the world but would probably sell millions of copies. Like an ultimate Bully and on that note I end this post ^_^.

--Chistopher Howell--