The whimsical whinings of a wailing weirdo

Do you know what's cold? Water. That stuff is so cold. Especially when you jump in the shower in the morning while your father is using the house's other shower and you make his water go cold. Not good. I got an immediate wakeup call when suddenly my own water is freezing and he's asking, "Cold isn't it!" You can imagine how fast I jumped out of the shower. My track coach would be proud of how fast I sprinted into my clothes and under a blanket. O_o So yes, the point of this morning's blog is to complain about water and notify all my future subjects for when I take over the world that all my showers are going to be hot, all of them are going to take as long as I want and if my water happens to get turned cold they're losing they're fingers by shaving them off with a safety razor. -.-' That and so I don't fail my English class...